Funny Valentine Mugs That Actually Make a Good Gift
- Emma Roff
- 3 days ago
- 3 min read
Valentine’s Day is great and all, but not everyone wants hearts, roses, and overly soppy cards. If you’re shopping for a partner who prefers humour over romance (or someone who’s impossible to buy for), a funny mug is one of the easiest gifts that still feels thoughtful.
It’s practical, personal, and they’ll actually use it every day. Whether you want something cute, cheeky, or full-on rude, here are some of our best Valentine mug ideas for couples.
The best funny Valentine mugs for couples
1. Congrats on being my boyfriend you lucky bastard
If your relationship runs on sarcasm and banter, this is the one. It’s funny, straight to the point, and makes a brilliant Valentine’s Day gift for couples who don’t do cringe.
You can choose the relationship wording too, including boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, or fiancé.
Perfect for: couples, long-term partners, funny Valentine gifts
2. Roses are red violets are blue I love you more than my morning brew
A little bit cute, a little bit funny, and perfect for anyone who takes their tea or coffee seriously. This one is ideal if you want a Valentine mug that feels romantic without being too much.
Perfect for: coffee lovers, cute Valentine gifts, couples
3. You’re the best thing I’ve ever found on the internet
Let’s be honest, the internet is a mess, so finding your person on it is a win. This mug is a great Valentine’s gift for modern couples and anyone who loves a sweet message with a funny twist.
You can also add an optional sign-off like “Love Emma” to make it feel even more personal.
Perfect for: partners, Valentine’s Day gifts, romantic mugs
Cheeky and rude Valentine mugs (for the right person)
Not everyone wants cute Valentine gifts. Some people want something that makes them laugh and causes mild offence, and honestly, we respect that.
If your partner’s love language is insults, these rude mugs make brilliant Valentine gifts for couples with a sense of humour.
4. TWUNT because sometimes twat and cunt just aren’t enough
For when twat and cunt just aren’t strong enough on their own. This mug is rude, bold, and made for couples who don’t pretend to be polite.
Perfect for: rude Valentine gifts, funny gifts for partners, office banter
5. In a world full of cunts you’re my favourite
Brutally honest, slightly affectionate, and one of those quotes that just works. This mug is ideal for the one person who makes life bearable.
Perfect for: best mates, partners, rude humour lovers
Personalised Valentine mugs
If you want something that feels extra thoughtful, personalised mugs are always a win. They’re still affordable, but they feel more “gift” than “last minute panic buy”.
6. Custom text mug
Add your own wording, inside joke, or message and choose from three font styles. You can keep it funny, romantic, rude, or completely unhinged, it’s up to you.
If you’d like colour, you can request it too. By default, text is printed in black unless stated otherwise.
Perfect for: custom Valentine gifts, personalised couples mugs, inside jokes
7. Mr and Mrs mugs (including Mr & Mr and Mrs & Mrs)
A classic couples mug, personalised with a name and a custom line underneath. Perfect for new couples, long-term partners, or anyone who loves matching mugs.
Perfect for: couples gifts, personalised mugs, Valentine’s Day
Shop funny Valentine mugs
Whether you’re going cute, cheeky, or rude, a funny Valentine mug is one of the easiest gifts that still feels personal.
Browse our Valentine mugs and find the one that suits your relationship best.
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