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The Funniest Willy Gifts for Any Occasion

Feb 17, 2025
2 min read

Updated: Feb 24

Looking for the perfect cheeky gift? Whether it's for a hen do, a Secret Santa exchange, a birthday, or just for fun, our willy-themed gifts are guaranteed to get a laugh! From hilarious novelty soaps to rude candles and shot glasses, there's something here for every sense of humour.



  • Large novelty willy-shaped soap in a vibrant green color, perfect for gag gifts, hen party favors, or a hilarious bathroom surprise. A best-selling funny gift!
    Large Novelty Willy Soap
  • Novelty willy-shaped shot glass, perfect for hen parties, birthdays, and funny gift exchanges. A cheeky party essential for those who love a laugh!
    Novelty Willy Shot Glass
  • Set of small novelty willy-shaped soaps, perfect as hen party favours, cheeky gifts, or fun additions to party bags. A hilarious must-have for any celebration!
    Mini Willy Soap


1. Willy Soap – The Gift That Keeps on Giving

Who knew hygiene could be this funny? Our willy-shaped soap is one of our best-selling gag gifts, and for good reason! Available in large and small sizes (with a medium version on Etsy), these soaps make the perfect addition to a hen party goodie bag or a cheeky bathroom surprise.


Want something extra special? We also sell the Women Hugging Willy Soap, because why not take it to the next level?


2. Mini Willies – The Ultimate Party Favour

If you need funny hen party favours, our Mini Willy Soaps are a must-have. These small soaps are perfect for party bags and will definitely be a talking point at any event! Ideal for hen dos, girls’ nights, or just as a little surprise gift.


3. The Willy Shot Glass – Because Drinks Should Be Fun

A hen party essential, the Willy Shot Glass is the perfect way to get the drinks flowing and the laughter rolling. Even better, it comes with a tiny funnel to make pouring shots easier—because precision matters when you're drinking in style!



  • Candle with the quote 'In a World Where You Can Be Anything, Don’t Be a Dick' printed in bold text. A funny and sassy gift for friends, colleagues, or anyone who appreciates a bit of attitude.
    In a World Where You Can Be Anything, Don’t Be a Dick Candle
  • Candle with the funny quote 'When You Fall Asleep, Spiders Rub Their Willies on Your Face.' A cheeky gift for anyone who hates creepy crawlies or enjoys weird humour.
    When You Fall Asleep, Spiders Rub Their Willies on Your Face Candle
  • Candle featuring the quote 'Almost Every Hand You Shake Has Had a Dick in It.' A rude and hilarious gift, perfect for those who love dark humour and a reality check!
    Almost Every Hand You Shake Has Had a Dick in It Candle


4. Funny Quote Candles – Sassy, Rude & Unexpected

Candles might be known for creating a calming atmosphere, but not these ones. Our rude and sarcastic candles bring humour to any room. Some of our best-sellers include:


"Nearly Every Hand You Shake Has Had a Dick in It" – A blunt but hilarious statement that’s sure to get a reaction.


"When You Sleep, Spiders Rub Their Willies on Your Face" – Perfect for someone who hates creepy crawlies (or just enjoys dark humour). Bonus: We also have this quote on a mug!


"In a World Where You Can Be Anything, Don’t Be a Dick" – A little bit of wisdom, with a lot of sass.


"Life Is Like a Penis, Sometimes It’s Up & Sometimes Down" – A brutally honest truth wrapped up in a candle, making it a perfect gag gift for anyone who appreciates a bit of reality with their humour.


Where to Buy the Funniest Willy Gifts

If you’re looking for the best funny, rude, and novelty willy gifts, Giggle Gifts has you covered! Whether you’re shopping for a hen party, a joke gift, or just to make someone laugh, we’ve got the perfect pick.


Shop the full range here: Giggle Gifts




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