Sometimes the message needs to be loud and clear — “Use the Fucking Coaster.” Bold, cheeky, and guaranteed to raise a laugh, this design keeps your table safe while adding personality to any brew break.
Available in a choice of vibrant colours, it makes a hilarious gift for friends, housemates, or anyone who needs a playful reminder.
9.91 x 9.91 cm square coaster with rounded corners
Gloss finish with cork backing
Available in multiple colour options
A cheeky and practical novelty gift
Perfect for the home, office, or as a funny Secret Santa present.
Use the Fucking Coaster | Funny Novelty Gift
Buy 4 and get 20% off
Our coasters are made to order and dispatched within 2 business days. Estimated delivery time is 3-5 business days within the UK. International orders may take longer, depending on the destination and local postal services. Tracking is provided where applicable.




















