For the mate who starts playing Christmas songs in November and owns at least three novelty jumpers — our You’re a Festive Bitch candle is made for them.
It’s the perfect mix of humour, affection and festive chaos, guaranteed to make your most Christmassy friend laugh.
A funny rude Christmas gift for her or your best friend, ideal for Secret Santa, stocking fillers or festive gift boxes. This sweary candle brings personality, sparkle and sarcasm to the holiday season — because some people were just born to be festive bitches.
Matt sticker label
Diameter 7cm, Height 8cm
Up to 25 hours burn time
Gift-ready wrap
Scented with: Jasmine Bouquet (creamy white), Rhubarb Crumble (pink), Subtle Sandalwood (brown). During busy holiday periods we may temporarily disable scent/colour selection and send one at random to get your order to you faster.
You’re a Festive Bitch Candle | Funny Christmas Gift
Estimated 3-5 business working days.
Buyers are responsible for delivery charges on returns of this item. However, if your candle arrives damaged or faulty, please contact us within 3 days for resolution.



















