Cream Me All Over Novelty Body Lotion | Funny Moisturising Lotion

Due to the custom and handmade nature of this product, we have a limited refund policy. We can only offer refunds or exchanges in the event that there is a physical defect or damage to the item upon delivery. We inspect all our items thoroughly before dispatching, but if you believe your product has arrived in a defective or damaged condition, please contact us within 3 days of receiving your order.

Aqua (Water), Paraffinum Liquidum, Cetearyl Alcohol, Glycerin, Glyceryl Distearate, Glyceryl Stearate, Phenoxyethanol, Ceteareth-25, Sodium Benzoate, Ammonium Polyacrylate, Parfum (Fragrance), Citric Acid, Disodium EDTA, Laureth-30, Butylene Glycol, Chia Seed Extract, 1,2-Hexanediol, Hydroxyacetophenone, Butylphenyl Methylpropional, Limonene, Alpha-Isomethyl Ionone, Citronellol, Essential Oil.

What this means for your skin:

• Moisturising & softening: Paraffinum Liquidum, Glycerin, Cetearyl Alcohol help keep skin smooth and hydrated.

• Light, fast-absorbing texture: Glyceryl Stearate & Glyceryl Distearate give a silky feel without greasiness.

• Botanical boost: Chia Seed Extract adds natural antioxidants and nourishment.

• Fragrance & freshness: Sandalwood & musk scent plus essential oils for a subtle, warm aroma.

• Preservatives & stabilisers: Phenoxyethanol, Sodium Benzoate, and others keep the lotion safe and long-lasting.

This is a handmade novelty cosmetic product created with skin-loving ingredients. Always check the full ingredient list for any allergies or sensitivities before use. For external use only. Discontinue use if irritation occurs. Keep out of reach of children.